Merry Christmas!

You’ve spent so much time and energy and money on other people lately, I think you’ve earned yourself a treat (or twelve).

Get 10% off any and everything at http://www.etsy.com/shop/modusDeoudes with the code GREMLEMBER until January 1.

MUSIC CUE: sultry jazz rendition of “The Gremlins Rag”
GREMLEMBER is the final month in my CALENDAR OF SEXY MONSTERS, a set of giclèe prints you can buy here: http://etsy.me/1c4Tg8k
Get saxy with some prints!
$21
$13
$5

MUSIC CUE: sultry jazz rendition of “The Gremlins Rag”

GREMLEMBER is the final month in my CALENDAR OF SEXY MONSTERS, a set of giclèe prints you can buy here: http://etsy.me/1c4Tg8k

Get saxy with some prints!

$21

$13

$5

laughingsquid:

2014 Calendar of Famous Movie Monsters in Surprisingly Sexy Poses

In case you were feeling ashamed of your affinity for my monster pin-ups, here’s some validation from Laughing Squid.
(Io9.com also wrote about it, but the comments on there will make you feel ashamed again.)

laughingsquid:

2014 Calendar of Famous Movie Monsters in Surprisingly Sexy Poses

In case you were feeling ashamed of your affinity for my monster pin-ups, here’s some validation from Laughing Squid.

(Io9.com also wrote about it, but the comments on there will make you feel ashamed again.)

Aaaaaahhhhhhh! I just discovered that all the listings for medium and large prints in my shop have been expired for anywhere from a day to a week, so if you were looking to get single prints, they’ve all been renewed, and you may now order with abandon.
Please excuse me while I beat the living hell out of myself.
https://www.etsy.com/shop/modusDeoudes

Aaaaaahhhhhhh! I just discovered that all the listings for medium and large prints in my shop have been expired for anywhere from a day to a week, so if you were looking to get single prints, they’ve all been renewed, and you may now order with abandon.

Please excuse me while I beat the living hell out of myself.

https://www.etsy.com/shop/modusDeoudes

I’m not much for bandwagons, but if it’ll keep you off those mean streets, I’ll contribute a coupon to the Black Friday hullabaloo: the codeBLECHFRIDAY will get you 11% off any and every thing at Modus Deoudes until 6am PST Saturday. 

And remember: if you order any of the Calendars of Sexy Monsters (or anything else, for that matter) before Dec. 3, they’re guaranteed to ship by the 13th! 

THE CALENDAR OF SEXY MONSTERS IS AVAILABLE TO ORDER! 

If these images are raising your blood pressure, head over to http://etsy.me/1c4Tg8k to get all the gory details and make your clandestine purchases.

You’ve got six options (with or without dates), ranging from $30 to $160, and if you order between now and Dec. 3, your stuff is guaranteed to ship between Nov. 28 and Dec. 13. 

WAIT—WHAT?

The Calendar of Sexy Monsters is a set of twelve illustrations of ten famous movie monsters and two humble working-class monsters looking surprisingly (and seasonably) sensual in a funny (and only mildly disturbing) mutation of the conventional pin-up calendar. Always suggestive, never explicit.

BEWARE: These are not cheap, floppy, stapled square calendars. These are super high-quality, decadently rectangular, collectible giclée prints (manufactured entirely by me in my little home lab) that are gracious enough to help you figure out what day it is (unless you don’t want them to—there are options for you). And they come with a bulldog clip for hanging.

The CoSM also features the most frighteningly silly month names in calendar history.

THE MONSTERS 
(In order of appearance)

A WEREWOLF!
The BLOB!
SLIMER from Ghostbusters!
KING KONG!
The XENOMORPH from Alien!
The GILL-MAN from The Creature from the Black Lagoon!
ZUUL (the terror dog) from Ghostbusters!
GODZILLA!
A ZOMBIE!
The 1987 PREDATOR!
COUNT DRACULA from the 1979 Nosferatu
STRIPE from Gremlins!

Images of all these monsters are lurking at http://erikadudes.com

THE CALENDARS 
(these links will take you to my shop)

THE SHORT CALENDAR (11” x 8.5”) $55—the price of twelve pounds of rat food!
THE TALL CALENDAR (8.5” x 17”) $100—the price of a couple rounds of human-strength cocktails and a bit of short-term memory loss!
THE IMMORTAL CALENDAR (11” x 17” prints + detachable 11” x 5” calendars = 11” x 22”) $160—an eternity of strange sexiness for the price of a forgettable night or two in a human hotel!

THE CALENDARLESS CALENDARS 
(all the attitude of a sexy calendar, none of the vile dates)

SMALL (4” x 6”) $30—the price of two tickets to a movie with an all-human cast and a tub of soggy popcorn!
MEDIUM (7” x 11”) $75—the price of an hour-long massage from a human with only two arms! 
LARGE (11” x 17”) $140—the price of a 50-minute session with a human psychologist who could never see inside you as deeply as twelve passionate monsters.

INDIVIDUAL PRINTS 

SMALL (4” x 6”) $5
MEDIUM (7” x 11”) $13
LARGE (11” x 17”) $21